FridayPhrases - Notes



(Notes of a Twitter  Conversation - Not GC related - Just needed a spot where I can link this to the FP guys.

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Summer Kinard ?@Somemyrrh  Jul 17

"What you need here..." He ran his fingers through the gravel by a construction dumpster, "is a myrtle."

"Yes," she said. "A myrtle

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases "And what is that over there." She asked?

"The Porta Potty, not even close to a myrtle."

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases If I take it in the direction of a murder mystery, the portajohn stays!

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases Sorry, it was the "construction dumpster" that made me associate,,,

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases (My first novel was about dumpster divers, so today's theme=fun for me.) We should have a PortaPotty theme!

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases He wanted his revenge! Someone in the Rock concert crowd pushed over the Porta Potty while he was in it...

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases The innocent myrtle growing amidst the miuck and gravel. Would be his symbol of revenge. The Myrtle man strikes

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases Nothing like a crime scene with a Porta Potty.The mystery unfolds...

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases He had to hide it somewhere? The myrtle, no. Too small! The dumster, to obvious..ah there a Porta Potty,,,

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases Damn it, officer. I'm a doctor, not a butler. I'm here to patch up the lady says she's missing a gallbladder!

Vanessa Ravencroft ?@VanessaRaven  Jul 18

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases "Well then, where is the damn butler?"

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases Reggie never butled when he bottled. The annual Brewers conference proved Myrtle beer was coming into its own.

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases And there s the motive! The myrtle killer invented the Myrtle beer! Someone stole the recipe tried to kill him

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases "will she live?"

" I did what I could. Luckily Bob had a balloon with him."

"A balloon?"

"Artificial Gall bladder

"Does she need a gallbladder?"

He held up a handful of jet black stones.

"You don't, but she does."

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases What's the gall bladder motive in al this sir?

He is bitter about the events and nothing is a bitter all gall...

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases This could work if Myrtle Man wanted to end the violence. How does he hate himself? Why a hybrid human same?

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases Who knows what evil lurks in the Porta Potties?

The Myrtle man knows!

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases Unique mystery heroine! PortaPotty emptier who finds in 1 day: a pouch of diamonds, a Glock, and a gallbladder.

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases If he couldn't eat dairy, no one could.

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases "Forensics confirm it. Someone drank the milk. How did you deduct it, Sir?"

"The cookies. Someone ate the cookies!

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases Miranda ate the cookies. It was the least he owed her after running off with her 3rd gallbladder.

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases "Okay Patrolman Bob, you will act as a decoy. Dress, wig, Cookies and milk. You do have a gall bladder,yes?"

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases Poor Reggie never saw it coming. Death by portajohn swirly by a cop in a wig.

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases Yes sir, poor Reggie. But I pay  money to hear the priest speak the last words on that funeral.

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases Myrtle Man liked fragrant garden plants, and he liked the dames. Even better if he could find 2 in one.

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases "Two in one Sir? That is the darnest fetish I ever heard. He is into siamese twins?"

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases He likes his dames to smell like myrtle, so he engineers them. Gallbladder failure side effects.

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases Wel he almost done it sir. Now that was a strange case!

Yes almost as weird as the Nose Hair Twister Case

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases The heroine has a sensitive nose. She catches MM by smell. Her brother is the cop in a wig.

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases We do have a problem though Patrolman Bob won't take off the wig and now demands we call him Loretta

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases Only a problem because side effect of Myrtle Man's mutation program.

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases "Oh dear lord! Could it be contagious?"

"No way sir. By the way do you like my new girdle and stockings?"

"Nooooo!

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases In his own strange way he was a genius. indeed. Misguided perhaps,but his Myrtle beer sure is smooth.

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases If you don't mind having your gallbladder switched out regularly, you can even swallow the beer.

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases The inspector makes a painful face and says. "I guess I could stick with Budweiser then."

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases Which is how his sidearm wound up in the portajohn.

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases Inspector you are a credit to the force. You figured it all out. Can we close the case?

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases "Let me light my pipe." The scent of myrtle filled the air.

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases The portajohn cleaner burst in, holding up the diamonds she'd gotten out of hawk. "Stop right there!

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases The inspector feels trapped, caught! Exposed ...his well thought out plan, fell like a house of cards...Dam

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases Scooby Doo ending?

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases Seems like it, now if the Porta Potty cleaner lady removes her mask to be revealed as the real inspector...

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases Yes!

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases I think Dickens and Conan Doyle and Christie did a synchronized grave roll. You're welcome.

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases Maybe because they never thought of a Myrtle smoking, Siamese twin involved Porta Potty mystery, pure envy

@VanessaRaven @FridayPhrases I'm a little bit proud that we caught him before he unleashed his toxins everywhere...or did we? ??da-da-DAH!??

@Somemyrrh @FridayPhrases This tantalizing question will be revealed in the next volume of Best selling author S. Kinard.

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