Displaced Uranus

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Displaced Uranus

Vanessa Ravencroft

Vanessa Ravencroft  a year ago

"Galactus, Brainac please respect the queue." The shrouded three faced being known as the Tribunal said. "And Beyonder it is not nice to elbow Q.One more time ,and I have Thanos twist your nose"

The Tribunal behind the elevated desk in the conference room of the Cosmic Embassy managed to get the entities settle down.Then the Entity with the three faces said."You have been summoned so we can find out where Uranus went. I know it is an insignificant planet in an insignificant solar system, but as things are . The third rock called Earth is the focus of several Entities who are quite concerned.

It was you Galactus, right?"

"While I was a little peckish and did snack on the Purperiuns home world,Uranus was a lifeless planet and thus not suitable to quench my hunger."

The Beyonder pointed at Brainac. "What's that machine doing here, it isn't an entity."

"But he shrinks big things, so he is a likely culprit," Thanos objected, clenching his Infinity Gauntlet.

"Shrinking a city is not the same as shrinking an Ice Giant. My shrink ray is not that potent.It was not me."

"Q?"

"Oh no, don't blame that on me.Go ask Loki. He is much more likely to pull such a prank."

"I could only make an illusion to so they believe its gone.Besides it is the All Father who complained about the disappearing planet.I sure could not fool Odin with my magic."

"What have you to say Darkseid?"

"I wish I had the power to do something like that, I would have started with Earth and that blasted Kryptonian."

"Well it all boils down to you then Dark One.You are known to stop the spin of galaxies and cause all sorts of destructive mayhem."

"What I do has a purpose, what purpose would that serve?"

A small man with glasses interrupted the meeting of these powerful entities.

"Uranus didn't disappear, the planet left. It was sick and tired of all the your anus jokes and felt it was the butt of every planet joke."

"Who are you?"

"I am Aaron Silverzweig and I am a lawyer representing Uranus. My client refuses to orbit and perform all those usual Planet chores until the IAU gives it a better name! We are thinking about new names such as "Hisarse", "Buttocks" or maybe "Mydick"

The Tribunal said. "Are you serious?"

"No Sirius has a separate Law suit!"