Guess who scraped the shit

In 5045 recently retired Senior Chief Petty Officer Chief Harboro published the first edition of his book Guess who scraped the shit. This edition contains humorous accounts of several midshipman who were sent to him at least once to manually clean a waste water recycling tank. The names of the individuals involved in a particular account was only revealed towards the end of that account, usually with that individual adding their memories their accounts as well.

The book remained in relative obscurity until a portion of the USS Tigershark's logs became public. Chief Harboro was one of the individuals interviewed in the aftermath of that revelation. Among other things, he claimed in that interview he had Admirals Hi and Olafson once cleaning tanks, during their midshipman year of course. That incident was added to the second and subsequent editions of the book.

In the book Harboro mentions that when news that Admiral Stahl had placed a midshipman as Acting Captain of the USS Devastator, a pool would form among the junior enlisted on how soon after the midshipman was removed from his acting rank would he be sent to clean tanks. The average for the cases mentioned in the book was three days with the low extreme being less than three hours and the high being almost a week.

The fame of the book has made Chief Harboro one of the most famous Environmental Engineers in recent times.