The deadliest pets

The Deadliest Pets was an article written by Alex Cunningham that appeared in the 2/5018 issue of the Union Galactographic Magazine.

The article was based on interviews of several Union Citizens from Green Hell who Mr. Cunningham originally thought had adopted native animals as pets.

The reality was slightly different in that those animals had not been domesticated, as an incident involving a Ninja Weasel removing one of Mr Cunningham's arms proved. Instead, the general consensus amoung the Greenies who owned lifeforms native to Green Hell was that for whatever reason, starting around 4890 certain animals began to adopt either native or adoptive Greenies as part of their family.

That adoption included to a lesser extent friends and relatives of their "owners" as well as any pets they might own.